5 Boroughs Pizza

Granted I'm not a new Yorker. But it was much better then I expected. Had more flop than the review, nice crisp and sauce was good. But little sweet for me. Think they upped their game since.

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much needed late night slice

Generically cheap cheese + putridly acidic sauce, baked atop super soft & mushy dough all adds up to horrific drunk pizza. I can’t understand how this isn’t a dollar slice shop. Actually, most dollar slices are better than this slop. The ingredients are pretty atrocious. Despite a nice melted, oozy flow, the cheese has a sour taste and foul odor. The sauce contains vomit-inducing acidity levels that literally stings the throat. The dough is so pathetically soft, it makes you wonder if this pie was even cooked in an oven or baked under a heat lamp instead. I think it would be hard to do worse for pizza in NYC than this joint. If you’re HAMMERED drunk, this might go as high as 5.1; but this pie is barely edible sober. They should rename this place “Worst in 5 Boroughs Pizza.”

If I could’ve imagined what flavorless pizza tasted like this is a prime candidate. No flop and super crispy that’s about all it’s got going for it

Representative of a truly neutral slice of pizza. I had remarkably little thoughts. If I were anywhere else in the county, I’d probably give it a slightly higher score.

Its drunk pizza, helps after a few drinks at Toad Hall.

Pizza wasn’t bad, lots of cheese, not a lot of sauce. I thought it was fine.

Tastes like a dollar slice for 5$ total rip off

This would be a 9.4 if they were in Florida lol. I agree with there being better places in NYC but it’s not bad.

It was just okay. Pretty greasy and floppy

Nothing special. Too salty cheese. Could have more sauce. Softish crust, commercial dough. Overall i am not happy.

If you like flavorless and oily pizza this place is for you. I think a 5 year old could make a better pie.