Ratio - weak. Virtually no sauce
Execution - all things considered, pretty good. No glaring debacles
Cheese - hard pressed to find fault. Good chew. A little zing and reasonable taste.
Dough - crunch is ok but the taste vaguely lives in the land of whole wheat. It’s ok
Sauce - average taste but hard to find
Grease bomb!
Because the shape is ridiculous, it’s intentionally getting a .5 type score …which is warranted….it’s a fake pizza place
Copland, only fair to quote after Philly Orchestra performed him today said, “Anyone can learn to love great music.”
Eventually, when this place goes out of business, they will learn hipster pizza is idiotic.