Pizza Review
Little bit of flop, good under carriage, great sauce to cheese ratio. Could be a little crispier. Good pizza!
Pizza Review
Woah, am I in Italy? No, you're wrong. This is not Italy, this is Baltimore you dumb ass. I expected Hairspray with John Travolta and I got WD-40 with Nicholas Cage instead. The streets around here try too hard, is anyone here even Italian or are we just culturally appropriating Italians for no reason? The decorations reminded me of Godfather 2 when Vito was walking the streets to trail that guy who thought the puppet show was too violent. The only difference was there were no people around and no puppet shows going on. Anyway, who the hell is Angeli? Is that even a real name or real person? They had a sign at the bar that said "cash preferred" like I give a fuck. Pretty sure cash is preferred everywhere if we're gonna be honest here. -2 points for the irrelevant signs. Anyway, they had some decent beer choices, appetizers, and pizza on the menu. I had the meatballs like I usually do if they're on the menu. Again yes I know, I'm a grown ass man eating meatballs in public by myself. I would've felt more comfortable and appropriate if I had a fork and knife to eat them with instead of bringing my face to the plate but that's a whole other issue. Anyway, the pizza is mediocre at best. The crust to pie ratio is fine, no big deal. Crust was forgettable. The cheese to sauce was fine. The sauce bled through which is a good indicator. A little closer to New York so they at least impersonate. Why so low of a score? It lacked zest, personality, and overall satisfaction. The crust was like cardboard, the sauce like ketchup, and the cheese like cheese. Overall, it's whatever. They also didn't have any fucking spumoni. It was in the menu but they ran out. Figure out your logistics before you serve us because that's a sin. And if this really is a Little Italy, you should be shunned. Anyway, I went to Vecarro's down the street or however you spell it. It's a little pastry shop with Italian pasties. I got a soofadell over there and it was amazing. If ya in the area, get a soofadell and go fuck yourself.
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