Pizza Review
Oh Artie’s, to thee I dedicate my first review. This slice. To me it tastes like coming home. Thank you for being there: when I’m too lazy to cook dinner, when I’m on an awkward date and my companion needs to be fed before I can kick him to the curb, when I’m black out drunk and your crust is the life-giving nectar that restores me. Are you perfect? Not even close...and therein lies your beauty. Your audacious size, your light, tart sauce billowing out over the cheese. Sure, at times you get a little ahead of yourself. Your base is pretty soggy, buckling under the weight of all you wish to share. You’re not a 9, but you’re a 10 in my heart.