Pizza Review
Okay best pizza. Not the best pizza I ever had. But pretty fucking good. I don’t know where the PorkBoy gets off giving them a 9. That’s crazy to me. This pizza is the embodiment of the Williamsburg. It looks old school, it follows the tradition of New York, but it has its new school values. It’s like the owner had Luigi’s and Difara and tried combining them. Hey look it’s admirable. But nothing taste better than authenticity. And Best Pizza lacks that. The pizza needs more heart to be great. This pizza has no heart. It has no soul. It’s liberal pizza. It’s “I’d vote for Obama for a third term” pizza. It’s “I just moved here from Bumfuck Idaho and this is what I’ve always heard about New York style pizza” That all being said I’m giving it a 7.8. It’s definitely a good quality slice. If you had one too many IPA’s or exhausted from dog walking. Stop into Best Pizza and grab yourself a Left Wing Slice. Trump 2024

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Pizza Review
Extreme pedigree alert - is this highest honors in Brooklyn or USA? Circle slice - not even close Square - absolutely spectacular, but not in conversation for highest honors anywhere, including Brooklyn. Primary focus will be circle, which is the app score. Circle first: Cheese - very neutral, no tang. Delicious, but due to other components, simply not enough taste to propel into top tier. Excellent chew. In the end, good but not compelling enough Sauce- extremely neutral. Hard pressed to find sweet or spice. Dough - pretty solid. Good taste and nice crunch. Not world class however. Overall - remarkably plain taste. Solid, but pretty boring. Execution - baking is excellent, taste is weak. Ratio - too little sauce By the way, circle is greasy Solid, but not travel worthy If this circle slice was a Philly athlete it would be Ron Reed. Ives once said, “Although I’m never happy with any composition, it gives me hope that I’ve done something well when the audience cheers with vigor.” Bonus square score 8.5 ! Sauce is a bit chunky, which is not my style but works magnificently here….a tad sweet and utterly magical in the way the pure essence of tomato breaks through with virtually no spice. Spectacular! Dough is incredible. Taste and crunch perfect. Cheese is subtle and fresh. Square is so absolutely travel worthy. Don’t hesitate to walk and knock down the old , young, or feeble. Or drive, double park, and hold up traffic for miles. Do what you have to do, and do it quick. Never feed square to a Giants fan. Their low IQ taste buds will reject this and possibly cause blood clots, brain fog and/or strokes
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