Big Z Pizza

Eye test- yuck Ratio- too much cheese Pedigree warning- made on conveyor belt Other buyer bewares to consider- salt bomb Overall- I can’t believe I’m saying this because this is garbage but, it actually isn’t terrible. It sort of comes together in its own gross, generic, pathetic way. It undeniably tastes like pizza, a bit better than my middle school lunchroom Cheese- yup, just too much Dough - yup some of that too, average taste and preparation Sauce- yup, it has sauce. They got it from a wholesaler somewhere. Doc Rivers once said, “I think we have a group of championship caliber players.” Uh huh This pizza will never win anything. Excellent choice if you live within eight feet. Or a little league team baseball celebration after an 0-16 season but your last game went into extra innings