Eye test- yuck
Ratio- too much cheese
Pedigree warning- made on conveyor belt
Other buyer bewares to consider- salt bomb
Overall- I can’t believe I’m saying this because this is garbage but, it actually isn’t terrible. It sort of comes together in its own gross, generic, pathetic way. It undeniably tastes like pizza, a bit better than my middle school lunchroom
Cheese- yup, just too much
Dough - yup some of that too, average taste and preparation
Sauce- yup, it has sauce. They got it from a wholesaler somewhere.
Doc Rivers once said, “I think we have a group of championship caliber players.”
Uh huh
This pizza will never win anything. Excellent choice if you live within eight feet. Or a little league team baseball celebration after an 0-16 season but your last game went into extra innings
