Pizza Review
Damn it lebron! Stick to crying about your poor decision to play for the lakers and trading your teammates like a little bitch.This is some chuck-e-cheese level shit! How can you even call this pizza??? That is like calling a Raccoon an exotic trash panda! It took them 10 minutes before they took my order and the person who made my pizza was an asshole, it was like lebron hand picked the worst staff to represent himself. Overall the cheese tasted like rat poison, the sauce was liquid sadness, and the crust tasted like the destroyed hopes and dreams of lebron winning a championship with the lakers. Yours truly, Big shack (The pizza king)