Pizza Review
Well well well…. here we are with the first review from the front office conservatorium. This review has been long awaited, and while the rule books may say I cheated, I’ve been coerced into leaving a review anyway. Now, let’s get into the review. This wasn’t your average pizza tasting. My pizza was made without cheese and I know what you’re thinking, BUT this pizza was spectacular even without a cow’s contribution. The crust was crisp, the pepperoni and sausage were fresh and meaty, and the sauce had the perfect thickness to tomato ratio. It’s a real shame the other conservatorium members missed out on this experience, but because I haven’t been officially initiated to the club yet, I’ll refrain from saying anything about their moms at this time. However, the moms of rams fans are always welcome to join the front office conservatorium. Just remember, if you’re looking to get your jylly-balls topped off or a sanj-ob on tap, mac daddy and her 15,000 followers have you covered. Till next time!

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