Ultra thick and doughy, mega large football pizza here; an incredibly heavy and filling pie with each slice feeling like a loaf of bread. No flop, firmish with a decent undercarriage, solid texture but a rather bland taste. Cheese is generic; not too thick but not particularly creamy, basic pizza cheese flavor. The sauce is not distinctive whatsoever; neither sweet nor bitter, boringly lackluster, spiceless and lifeless taste. Lacking in quantity and quality, the sauce has no zing or zip, only providing a slight hint of flavor. Lots of grease is being generated from the butter fat in what I can only assume is a cheaper cheese. The oil isn’t overly salty but is much more prevalent than the sauce. This is the perfect drunk pizza or if you’re absolutely starving; it’ll get the job done. Overall, this pie is way too thick and heavy with subpar ingredients leading to pedestrian flavors from the dough, cheese, and extremely underwhelming sauce. In summation, this is slightly below average football pizza that you can pass on, definitely punt.
