I’m not sure where to start... the only reason this doesn’t get a lower score is because to be fair; I had it delivered and it is not fresh, and because I’m sure I can find a much much worse pizza in the 1 and 0 tiers. The first bite is very reminiscent of a Red Baron pizza that was left out for a while. The cheese to crust ratio is not bad, it’s pretty good, but that doesn’t make up for the Blantant cardboard box taste of all three main pizza ingrediates. The sauce is pretty bad, looks like straight tomato paste and tastes like it too. The cheese falls right off, and not very good either. The crust is probably the worst part. Usually no matter how bad a pizza is, I’ll always enjoy the crust. This pizza cannot decide whether it is hand tossed or thin and it shows. The crust lacks any weird flavor and has this slight burned taste to it that is bad.
The good: it’s... edible; I didn’t have to be drunk to tolerate it, you just need to be really fucking hungry.
The bad: it’s just bad.... crust cheese and sauce all taste straight out of your local wal marts frozen pizza aisle.
The ugly: I’ve never had worse crust in my life.
