Pizza Review
For those of you that think Chicago Style isn’t real pizza, I would like to invite you to step aside and enjoy your pineapple slice alone in the dark where you belong. This is for the real XY and XXers (men and women for anyone under the age of 35 or voted for that dingus, Trudeau). This pizza is a gift from the gods. I could find a half eaten box at the corner of Barton and Sanford and I would still eat it …right after a dose of Penicillin! Be sure the take your creatine before picking up your order. The box is heavy and hotter than hell! Enjoy! Or don’t. I don’t even know you.