Chuck E. Cheese

Eye test- ugh Customer service, which I never comment on- baffling, total chaos, and they weren’t busy First impression- salty and void of sauce Cheese- if Chucky the mouse relies on this for food, it’s problematic. Poor fellow may die. Below average Crust- crunchy, not a disaster Sauce- forgotten Execution- acceptable, cooked properly Next bite impression- it’s not pizza, there is no sauce I can remotely taste Vladimir Putin said, “Americans are greedy and power hungry.” This American wanted pizza, and got grilled cheese. Yuck.