College Pizza

Relax… I’m only eating the cheese. Goal medal slice of course. But come on College. You’re better than this. It’s a shame this was the pie they gave me to score. Regardless, it was undercooked. Also, I don’t even know if there’s sauce on this thing. Some glorified dough is what I’m tasting. 5.2.

Reheated by the slice . Chewy overall . Slight crunch on the crust . Decent sauce . Cheese just exists not too much flavor .

Tastes almost exactly how it looks. Sort of seems like a freezer pizza from the grocery store. Only good part about it is that it’s got a bit of a crisp to it. Didn’t think it was possible that there could be a pie in this town worse than Canyon, but I think this may be it. Couldn’t even finish it.

$1.25 slice — Alright Frankie, this underground pizza joint cranks out specialty pies, but needs to focus on their cheese slice. Their sign says “NY Style Pizza” but I’d never go to NY if the pizza tasted like this. Average NY flop, the sauce was sour and had a bad aftertaste. The cheese was alright but the crust was bland. Has potential for good drunk pizza.

Cheap, drunk, decent pizza