Daquiri's Delight

This review is not valid, but deserves to be out there. This pizza is NOWHERE near an 8.7. My wife was completely drunk. But, I was there and sober af. This pizza is worse than drunk pizza. This pizza has more flop than my ex’s vag. The amount grease could start up my Volkswagen. They must have gotten this cheese from my nuts because that’s the only reason I can think of why my wife liked it so much. There is more quality in a Totino’s freezer oven pizza. 2.1 That’s a score.