Alright the great Delmar Pizza. Been around since 1957. Any place that has been around that long is alright by me. Light and crispy slice we got here, cooked perfectly. This is the type of slice that the culinary assholes on the other side of Brooklyn try to do. But ya know what that taste like to me? A fucking iPhone. Because those slices look their best when some big glasses nerd is eating it on Instagram. This here Delmar is the real fucking deal. They ain’t putting no ricotta on it. No very simple pie. This is the type of pizza that generations say it’s the best aroundddd. This isn’t influencer pizza. This is “I grew up in Sheepshead fucking Bay and I go to Delmar Pizza. It’s the best pizza in the world” type of pizza. It’s Super Bowl Pizza, it’s Wrestlemania Pizza, it’s Great Compromise Pizza. It’s all the above. Just when ya go over there make sure you don’t take too many napkins and bring someone with ya because you are gonna need to double park, and also Russians love traffic so make sure you drive aggressively.
