Deschner’s

Aaaah I don’t know what to say here. I’ve had Chicago deep dish with less cheese. To say it was a ridiculous waste of cheese would be an understatement. Add to the two pounds of cheese the extra thick cut pepperoni and all you have is a greasy mess. Maybe the sauce had a good flavor if you could find it under the grease. Not sure what they are aiming for here.

heavy as fuck lol

Let’s be clear: this is not an el presidente pie. Heavy. Very heavy. Good crust. Very nice sauce. So much cheese it’s insane. Thick pepperoni and tons of it. I’ve never had a pizza with more cheese. Stunningly good. Gets better with every bite. That’s a review.

I’m embarrassed to say I live in the same city as this pizza. The only reason it’s getting this high of a score is that they usually get the order right, and it’s not a chain. I’m trying to think of reasons I’d willingly order this pizza, and the only things that come to mind are forced suicide from a heart attack, you hate the people you’re ordering it for, or you need to feed your brat kid for a week, and you order them a large pepperoni pizza. I’d rather have a root canal than eat this pizza ever again.

People in Mansfield have told me this is the best pizza in town. Finally I tried it and I felt let down. The reason, I believe, people rate this pizza so high is because each pizza literally has five pounds of cheese and toppings on top of it. It is heavy. I was full after two square slices. However, the crust was bland. It was under baked. It wasn't raw. It just wasn't crispy and it just lacked flavor or something.

Extremely heavy, extremely Dowie, extremely cheesy. Holy shit. Not horrible but not great, very average. I feel kind of bad because these guys are really cool and they put their heart and soul into their pizza shop but this is just not that great and I’m sorry.