Established in 1983, this joint is serving some of the thickest football pizzas I’ve ever seen. Super soft & ultra doughy, each slice is like a whole loaf of bread, equal to 3 regular slices stacked on top of each other. A massive, overflowing, overstuffed, overly filling football pizza on steroids, this pie could cure world hunger. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a thicker non-deep dish or non-Sicilian pizza; and hopefully you pump iron at the gym, cause this box weighs a ton. Aside from the gigantic size & ridiculous levels of thickness, the dough is fairly tasty with zero flop and the undercarriage actually has decent char, despite a total absence of crisp or crunch, surrounded by a pillow-soft mountain of crust. Matching the mega thickness of the dough is the substantially thick & heavy cheese. A creamy & delicious shredded mozzarella blend with a wonderfully melty consistency, it’s just a little too excessive & filling just like the dough. A tad watery & slightly chunky, the sauce is relatively sweet but lacks a little zip & zest. Mostly above average flavor, the sauce could use a touch of tang, something to make it more distinctive. Overall, this is just an overwhelming amount of dough & mozz to go along with a sauce that doesn’t particularly shine. This is actually a perfect family pie if you have a lot of kids to feed; one slice could keep them full for the day and you get plenty of bang for your buck. But for me, this beast of a football pizza is just too big, too thick, too doughy, too cheesy & too excessive for my liking.
