Obviously, this is not good pizza. It’s certainly edible though, and sometimes, that’s all you need. This is the perfect pizza if you’ve had a horrible day and don’t feel like interacting with anyone. Just order online, watch the pizza tracker, and enjoy.
Sure, the cheese is low quality and the sauce is subpar. I readily admit that. I will commend Dominos on their commitment to the customer though. Their rewards, curbside delivery, and pizza insurance programs are all pretty good ideas.
It’s not the best, but it’ll always be there for you.
