Domino's Pizza

Waaay better than expected

Took the old lady, smelly Ellie, to our favorite fast food pizza joint. Was pleasantly surprised with this Jem. I asked for all the toppings that have fallen through the cracks in the single booth at this fine establishment throughout the years to be placed on this za. The only thing masking the pungent odor of my morning breath at 5PM was the toothpaste smelly Ellie farted out onto this rubber chicken topped pizza. Stinky John likes to be stinky. Pee pee, poo poo, my morning breath smells like Kyle omeara scented doo doo. Stinky John and Smelly Ellie 5ever

Much love to one of my loyal fans who ordered me this pie. I very much appreciate all my loyal supporters out there that keep me going. This is a solid Za, and while it’s not a great pie; it does satisfy my taste buds. Dominos has hand down the best crust in the chain game. But what the Dom lacks is good flavor in their cheese and an over abundance of grease equivalent to a Jersey Shore cast member’s pillow. It’s just too heavy of a pie to shoot above a 6.1. But not a bad value.