Pizza Review
Haven’t done a review in a couple days because I unfortunately had a minor heart attack on Tuesday and had to spend a couple days in the hospital. The doctor says it might have something to do with all the pizza I’ve been eating but that sounds like a bunch of baloney to me. Anyways, so I grabbed a delectable pepperoni pizza on scooter ride from the hospital last night because after eating nothing but hospital food for days I had the need, the need to feed. Just a point of clarity, it was a full pie when I got it but had a couple yummy slices on the way home. Note how each slice has exactly 3 pepperoni slices lined up in a wonderful harmony of cheese and meat bliss. The man who made this artisanal pie is a genius and a true hero to our society, may his pizza making days be long and plentiful. Dominos you are my rock, my savior, thank you for continuing to be the benchmark in pizza making greatness, 10/10.