One word: THICCC. The dough, cheese and crust are all way too thick, making this an extremely heavy pie. The cheese is so profuse, I practically choked on it trying to chew and swallow. The dough isn’t tasty at all and is covered in a ton of raw flour, which is also extremely unappealing. The crust looks like it should be decent but that disappoints as well. The sauce is the only ingredient that’s a little thin on this pie, but a little too salty, no other particular tastes that stand out. The 6.0 rating may look like a rookie score but this is the definition of generic, subpar pizza and it embodies every bit of that round 6. No reason to come here; move along.
