East Village Pizza

Dismal

Alright east village pizza. This is your run around the lower east side stop in there for an over priced boring ass slice of pizza. Like it’s good. But holy shit I fell asleep eating it. If you ever wanted to knock yourself out go eat a plain slice from east village and go watch a bad comedy competition down the block at one of the clubs. I mean granted if it was a fresh pie, I’d be high on it. But 12 dollars for 2 slices and 2 cans of Diet Coke. Come on get out of here with that nonsense. Lower your prices ya selfish fucks.

Wow! Very very very solid slice! The perfect NYC slice. The cheese, the sauce, the crunch — all great.

Undercarriage crust was fantastic but sauce and actual crust lacked

Good. Good cheese and pep. Greasy. But still good. Crust is good too

Solid just a lot of grease and not crispy enough

Solid slice good sauce and cheese

A strong 7.8, nearly hit 7.9 for me. Absolutely zero flop which always carries the day. Sauce is unique - not crazily to my personal taste, and the crust had minimal flavor, but the crisp is great and good overall taste from the cheese.

AERODACTYL

cheeseeeee

Good pizza, a bit greasy to me and not that crispy but still good.

The crust is awesome!

Although I didn't jog down the street like Dave did when he reviewed this spot many years ago, I walked here from Grand Central. I'm glad I did, and I'm walking back. The Margherita slice is amongst the best I ever had. The sauce was amazing, the basil leaves looked pretty and the parm on top was a nice touch. The pepperoni and jalapeños slice was full of flavor and was spicy but nowhere near spicy enough to burn my mouth! 8.3 to both slices Must stop here, worth the money!

Great crust, nice under carriage, worth trying for sure.

Perfect crust. Perfect sauce. Perfect cheese ..

Crispy, hot, and overall great slice of pizza on a cold NYC day. If you like cheesy pizza, this place is for you. Would’ve given an even higher score if it had more sauce, but such is life.