Esposito's Ristorante & Pizzeria

Big slices. Great crunch. Zero flop. Great sauce to cheese ratio. Great taste. Monday before Thanksgiving so lets get ready. And baby its cold outside.

This is a tale of two slices... The plain slice which I give the 7.5 to was awesome, sweet sauce, good undercarriage, no flop and light airy thin crust. Really good But the pepperoni slice was a disappointment, only worth a 5.7. That slice flopped like a bloodhound's ear, probably due to the pepperoni grease, which overpowered the sweet sauce, sadly. But I took off the pepperoni slices and ate them, and loved them! How strange...

The only pizza place in the heart of Valhalla. The ratios were on point and the dough was very tasty. Sauce was seasoned but a unique tang and the low moisture cheese wasn't best quality. Slice had marginal crisp and was thicker than cold peanut butter. Crust also needed more air pockets so it wouldn't be so dried out. Listen don't be fooled 9.2 is a ridiculous score and so is sub 4. Slightly above average but I wouldn't go out my way to grab a bite.

This pizza was quite good. Not sure why some of the other reviews are so negative. Good crispy crust that was somehow both thin and fluffy. It’s a huge slice, and there was zero flop. Sauce was tasty, the cheese was good, and the proportions were right on. People were really nice. Eggplant roll needed more cheese, but the eggplant in it was delicious.

1 cheese slice, 2pm on a Friday, $3 Pros: Dripping with tasty sauce and a good amount of nicely cooked cheese. I love a saucy slice. Wonderful fluff on a crispy, firm undercarriage. Beautiful coastline right before a nice crunchy crust. Cons: Not much char, not the thinnest slice - but for me, this is an A grade slice. Verdict: Holy shit, Esposito's with a god damn home run. I'm having trouble remembering a better slice than the one they served me today. I wasn't expecting to be blown away based on previous reviews. Either I walked in at the exact right time for their peak performance - or this place is just an absolute winner. This put me in a good fucking mood, I am filled with pizza joy

Great crisp but cause was more of a pasta sauce and it could use some more cheese and it could use a more flavorful cheese.

Pizza is just very. Blah. In my opinion it's just good pizza. It's below average. I'm giving a 3.1 for trying and it's Friday.