Fairmount Pizza and Grill

It’s definitely pizza but here’s the thing - I’m drunk, it’s greasy, and there’s way too much flop. It’s soggy, wet, heavy, and no crisp. Very doughy pizza, for sure horrible when you’re sober. Would equate this to a Toni Roni’s. Would not order sober. Goodbye, never eating again unless ABSOLUTELY necessary. Peace

Got the chix parm and stuffed steak slices. Super thick and might have been sitting around for a while but crust is crunchy cheese is good. Just average. Very over priced for slices $4-$6

Tastes like school cafeteria pizza. There’s also basically no sauce on it

My friend Sara is eating the white pizza and it looks fire. Crispy golden crust. No ricotta. Perfect dusting of Italian seasoning. Here is her score of the white pizza:

Drunk pizza. Lots of grease and very chewy crust. Good cheese to sauce ratio

So this thin slice I wasn’t expecting much from all the reviews but I enjoyed it actually. It was very light and fluffy no crisp at all. The crust was really good the whole slice tasted like butter though very tasty cheese. Didn’t really taste much sauce but I liked this a very different taste. I didn’t expect this to be more then a 6ish score. $3 slice though a bit higher priced

bad crust, greasy, good flavorful pepperoni, minimal sauce

A little greasy, but I kind of like it that way. Pretty decent.

Extremely Greasy. Can’t even enjoy it.

Good sauce and cheese but the crust tastes like cardboard

Yeah, it’s not very good. Got delivery (which was surprisingly fast), but the dough was pretty undercooked and it just generally wasn’t very tasty. Maybe it was an off night... probably not, based on prior reviews.

A lot better than expected

I’m not even sure if these fucks put sauce on the slice, because I can’t taste any. If I was reviewing cheesy bread from Papa John’s then this would be an 8 or 9, but unfortunately this is a slice of fucking pizza that I have to consume. Dough is not bad though, not great but is on par with edible food. Specialty slices are certainly better from Fairmount Pizza.

Trash. Playdoh crust, dollar store pizza sauce, basil they found outside. Football pizza for Jets fans on week 17

Big flop, greasy, heavy... bonus points for big slices.