As I walked into Figarola, I couldn’t help but noticed the bland beige decor of this pizzeria. Everything about it screamed “I scrape by in life”. I ordered a slice of white and the guy behind the counter looked so annoyed to be getting me a slice. The pizza itself was sub par and the dough had zero crisp to it. It was a greasy floppy slice of disappointment. At first bite I thought I had literally bit into a wet towel covered in tomato soup. The crust was so bland and boring I almost thought that i was chewing on Amy Schumer’s stand up act. All in all I rate this triangle of dissatisfaction.