Pizza Review
Listen. I’m not legitimately rating this pizza a 1.5, but I’m not going to sit here and eat this grease dripping flop city pie and leave the kid on the main page rating it an absolutely OUTRAGEOUS 8.9 and not doing anything I don’t even feel bad for him rating this so high, I’m honestly excited for him to go try some other pizza. This is at most a 6.2 on a good day. Standard neighborhood greek style pizza - but not great. I’m simply rating this low in hopes someone doesn’t open the app expecting an 8, and getting a 5.X