General - how do you say neutral ten different ways and keep this review interesting
Eye test - unimpressive
Ratio - very little sauce, other wise reasonable
Execution - weak, tastes like nothing, average baking process
Dough - no taste, average crunch
Sauce - can’t taste any. Barely any visually
Cheese - a tiny bit of tang, but mostly neutral. Not a strong enough taste to save this
Overall - quite weak
Franck said, “I’ll know I made a difference if people are still moved by my music generations from now.”
Bonus review on Margherita - terrific, but not included in overall score 7.8
Fine for the neighborhood but not for travel
