Fucking bonkers place. Girl at register couldn’t figure out to answer phones and collect my payment, guy in camo hat was literally drinking a pint of beer at the counter and hanging out like it was the neighborhood bar, and the pizza man’s ass crack was out. Hairy AF. Let’s get to the pizza... heavy, crispy slice with underwhelming taste. Every time I took a bite, that ass crack appeared in my mind. That fucked me up.
