Pizza Review
Just like Clara Peller asked “Where’s the beef?” in that old Wendy’s ad campaign, I’m asking “Where’s the sauce?” This is called “desert pizza” cause it’s as dry as they come. Aside from the non-existent sauce, the cheese is boringly generic and way too thick. While the dough and crust have decent crisp, they’re basically tasteless. When you add a grease slick dripping from every slice on top of everything else, this is about as bad a pie as you will find in Hoboken. I hate killing a pizza joint like this but I’m just giving an honest review. Maybe it’s decent “drunk pizza” but stay away if you’re looking for a sober slice.