As far back as I could remember I always wanted to be a pizza reviewer. Goodfellas? More like Great Fellas! That’s a shout to my boy Pontpillow. Goodfellas not to be confused with the skefuzzas that threw the PorkBoy off their patio. That was in KenFucky, this is in SI. Look they’ve been around awhile. Bald fucking Giuliani use to love their pizza back when he was the Mayor and his Yankee WS Rings were on his fingers and not in the custody of the Government. Good cheesy slice, good sauce, it’s a good fucking pizza. It’s the type of pie if you are drinking in a local bar with your boys and they get hungry, you could order a few pies from Goodfellas, the bartender isn’t even gonna get mad at ya. You tell him to trow out the shitty frozen pizza, we’re ordering from Goodfellas. In fact I declare it Super Bowl Pizza. If you are ever in witness protection and you order pizza, you’re gonna say to yourself “now I’m an average schnook, I ordered a pizza and they gave me a donut with ragu sauce and Polly cheese on top of it” and you’ll be longing for the days of Goodfellas.
