First of all, I’m tired of seeing all these bullshit reviews they apparently do in Indiana. I mean, you can’t really blame them though because no one knows pizza in this state. The person that gave a 9.4 to this place should just go jump off a bridge. This is a child’s pizza. A pizza lacking sauce, cheese, char, all of the above. They must have put it in the oven halfway because it looks like one side of the crust got cooked and the other didn’t. Pepperonis were obviously grabbed by the handful and thrown on the pizza by stoners. Yes, these are the people that work there. For some reason though, it was bearable and I had multiple slices. Maybe because I was hungry, but this does not change my objective review. Just a slightly above average chain with a dumb name. It’s a 5.9 and they’re lucky to get that score. Greek ain’t getting no 6 with this crap going on. Maybe put some sauce on your damn pizza and we’ll talk. Too bad they didn’t know I’m an avid pizza reviewer, and they didn’t know I’d tell everyone how bad my experience was with this company. But then again, I don’t think they would’ve tried any harder because they don’t have a care in the world about life. The pizza was made by lowlifes, for lowlifes. Get me some domino’s. 5.9. That’s a review.
