Pizza
M Score: 7.6
Crust: 2.1
Cheese: 2.9
Sauce: 2.0
Bonus: .6
Ranch? No
“Cheese is fantastic, not greasy at all. Impressive actually. They cheat with their sauce and use sugar. However, appreciate the amount of sauce.“
J Score: 6.6
Crust: 2.3
Cheese: 2.5
Sauce: 1.6
Bonus: .2
Ranch? No
“Where there’s cheese, there’s no sauce, and where there’s sauce, there’s no cheese.
Bonus points awarded for creativity (for letting a three-year-old design your pizza)”