Horizon Pizza

Happy Pizza Wednesday my friends. Today we are at Horizon Pizzeria and it didn’t disappoint. The dough was thin, crispy and delicious. The cheese had a little pull to it and the sauce had a nice flavor. Overall great pizza, will definitely return. On a side note Blake’s mom took me out for an all you can eat seafood buffet, in her pants. I’m pretty sure I need a Penicillin shot

Guess what day it is?!?!... Not only is it hump day, it's pie review Wednesday. Little spot located in Hendo...I can tell you, I'm actually pleasantly surprised. Was thinking the member that picked this spot had all about given up on finding a good pie like he's given up on general society... Gonna say this is pretty good. I'm happy with the crunch, lack of flop and grease. Not sure it gets to high 7s but I'll go out on a limb and say I'd come back for this if I was in the area... Speaking of hump day... Young William and I are co-starring in a new flick. It's called "Blake's Mom, she does know how to do that thing guys like. Part 2"

This owner is an established NY pizza guy. I knew him from a different pizza place I used to frequent. Solid all around. No mom jokes today not feeling inspired.

No flop, no oil …awesome flavor to say the least. One of the best pies that our local civilian friend Paul has picked. Almost as good as a threesome with Blake’s mom while high fiving the Raiders player that left before me in his corvette

Great pizza, kind of floppy and pretty greasy. Crust is great. 3rd slice were way better than my first two. One of my favorite pizza places but I know to Dave’s standards it’s not the best.

Crust has a great crunch. Overall a perfect football pizza.