Il Trio Restaurant

Even in the middle of a world wind epidemic, I play the game, ay ohhh... Well I was excited to try this place because I never even knew it was there... I was excited up until I took a bite that is.... then all my hopes & dreams... “right down z fu#*%ng drain” (Rounders reference 😉) But seriously, it’s just ok. Something funny about the sauce to me. O crunch. Not bad but for me, it’s still pizza... but for me it’ll be a 1 & done...

As with all my reviews, the score is based solely off the cheese slice which is eaten first to ensure a fair score. Holy wow what a disappointment. Drove over 30 minutes to try this “9.5” slice. Starving and craving pizza I searched for anything over 8 in the area and found this place. The crust is excellent. Thin but not too thin and keeps a nice crunch. Unfortunately that’s all this pizza has going for it. Both the cheese and sauce are bland as can be. The sauce is also very watery, causing the cheese to slide right off or ball up in the back in a huge wad of flavorless crap. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Absolutely skip this place. There’s better pizza damn near everywhere on Long Island. Also F the guy who gave this a 9.5, the hell were you raised dude?

Best cheese around, no grease at all. Crust was crisp and sauce was delicious