J and V been around for 70 years. If those walls can talk they would say “when did ya let the blacks in here?” Good pizza, not great pizza. Big giant slices. If ya a little bitch that like thin and crispy, this isn’t the pizza for ya. This is a big boy slice. It’s borderline gimmick pizza. The place itself is old school. They got the old school booths, no one has those anymore because J and V probably took them all. The place isn’t as joyful as Spumoni Gardens or Da Vinci. But I like that. It’s a very “here’s ya giant pizza now move the fuck on there ya fat fuck” and they’ll say that to your grandmother. Also don’t go in there looking for any speciality pie. This isn’t viral pinwheel or put burratta with the hot honey type of pizzeria. This is “get the round or the square” don’t bring your hipster nonsense over here. Somehow it’s Super Bowl apizza but if you do order it for the Super Bowl make sure you have some great big fat pigs over and not skinny ass white bitches. Warning don’t ever eat this pie before swimming, not because you’ll throw it up but because you’ll have b cup titties at the end of the day.
