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murat.aruta
Alright those 3 pubescent Loyola hating, DePaul virgins can suck a fat dink 😂 those little bastards didn’t even order triangle slices who the fuck eats square pizza?! Go back to the shit hope that you call a campus and leave this to pros 😎
This review comes after 10,000 bites over 4 years and still continuing! But for now... 1 bite everybody knows the rules!
For a good cheese pizza review you need to evaluate all 3 I gradients out of equally important rating of 3.3 and then give extra .1 depending on size and pricing!
The Dough: 2.7 / 3.3 , it’s just sturdy enough for it to not flop around and be picked up with one hand on a triangle slice!
The Sauce: 2.6 / 3.3 , the DePaul virgins had one point, it does need more of that sweet sweet sauce! But It’s perfect balance of savory and sweet!
The Cheese: 3.1 / 3.3 for me it’s perfect, wife thinks it can be a tad oily that’s why the point cut. But overall it’s stringy and delicious, what more can you want ?!
So 8.4 overall + .1 for great price and having the largest deliverable pie in Chicago!
8.5 final score! All scores have been collaborated with wife who also has attended Loyola for 4 years and the average score of the two scores were used!
You DePaul boys stick to Homeslice that’s more your speed 😂😂