Pizza Review
This is sad it’s lunch time and this pizza slice looks older than I am. They threw the slice straight in the cardboard box with no paper. The pepperoni tastes like it’s gone bad and rolls right off the slice when you bite into it. The crust is rock solid and the cheese is burnt. The only reason this gets a 0.2 is because it’s technically edible and pizza. This may be the first slice I’ve ever eaten that I was concerned about my health. Did I mention the slice was room temperature when I got it? If this kills me it was nice reviewing for you all.