Jet's Pizza

The photos in the Jet’s Pizza ads centered primarily on their square slices, so in hindsight maybe we shoulda gone for that. Instead we ordered a plain large round pie. What we got was a bland mess absolutely saturated in grease. Sauce and cheese were tasteless. Zero char on the crust, the bottom was entirely the color of a pale cardboard box. Weirdest of all were the little punctured holes all over the undercarriage, all of them the exact same size and distance from each other in perfect uniformity. That leads me to think they probably got the dough pre-made and just put on toppings and baked. Maybe the square slices are better. I sure ain’t gonna order again to find out. Their name was appropriate as this was as equally disappointing as watching the Jets play, so Jet’s receive a fitting NYJ score of 4.13, and that’s my review. 🤷