John's Pizza Works

A bit of a doughy undercarriage and chew to the crust. Sauce has decent flavor and generally a good pizza when you’re getting drunk after a day on the hill.

Not great, not terrible. Classic conveyor oven pizza. Too doughy for my standards and the sauce is fairly bland.

Solid 7.1 for mammoth

Look at this sad fuckin piece of dough. Low on grease which is a plus, good enough crust, but as bland as Adam Sandler’s acting.

I can’t review the standard cheese slice because I can’t stop ordering the pepperoni rolls. Absolutely insane how good these things are. Super doughy, cheese oozing, and top top it all off with their secret ranch sauce. Hands down best ranch in the Western Hemisphere.

Little on the rude side

After a long, cold day of not catching fish, this meat lovers hit the spot.