What can I say about the Columbus Farmer’s Market? It is filled with some very fine people. Some of the best people around. It may be the most MAGA area of South Jersey. Dare I say, “Ultra Maga?”
Kate and Al’s Pizza has a long pizza tradition here in New Jersey’s heartland. Much like the makeup of this great country, this rectangular slice is a melting pot of sauce and cheese.
And in the shadow of Fort Dix and McGuire Air Force Base you’ll find a melting pot at the market itself. Here you can find our fine Airmen and Soldiers eating pizza alongside our honored Veterans, Policemen, Fireman and farmers. Here you can boost our economy by buying everything from comic books to gutter caps to tacos. Some of the best tacos around are found right down from Kate and Al’s. My relationship with Hispanics is incredible. Always has been.
Indeed this pizza has tang. Much like the Tang our great astronauts took to space - where we will go again if I’m re-elected as your pizza President. Perhaps I’ll even assign as Space Force unit nearby.
What you need to do now is pick up a slice or two of Kate and Al’s and get our economy moving. Buy new gutters. Perhaps some new leather gear. The Army Navy Store has a great selection of fatigues, boots and other gear to peacefully and patriotically eat your pizza in. Just great, seriously, I should know.
