Ok Quarentine review time... here in Keyport NJ I’m at Keyport Pizza. This place is a longtime staple in this little town. As for the pizza... pretty pedestrian. Not much to talk about here. Cheese had a decent flavor and the sauce was minimal and a little overpowering with oregano. The underbelly had a decent crisp but the overall though kind of laughed flavor especially on the handle where it was a little too Doughy. Could use a little work in all of the categories but he listen it’s a little neighborhood shop so it ain’t gonna kill you to grab a slice with that being said 6.3 that’s the review
bigdickslices7/21/19, 8:55 p.m.
Fairly sweet sauce, average crust. There's a bold sign here saying "Best in the U.S.", and while my less-than-fully erect cock may disagree, it's still a good slice from a classic NJ-style pizzeria.
putthatthingbackwhereitcamefrom7/21/19, 8:53 p.m.
It’s too hot for pizza, and now my mouth is hot. They also harassed me about not having cash. For a specialty slice, it’s passable.
boyfrombordentown7/21/19, 8:50 p.m.
Very average pizza, it's not bad but I wouldn't call it good pizza
dean.faro11/8/18, 1:41 a.m.
Crust was too burnt. Cheese was perfect. EXCELLENT AMOUNT. More than enough parsley than I would have liked.
liam.callahan11/8/18, 1:41 a.m.
Taste a lot of cheese. Not a whole lot of sauce. But the texture and crust are really nice. Saves the slice