Knapp Street Pizza

Okay Knapp St Pizza. Good. Not Great. Not Very Good. But Good. It’s a traditional as it gets. Just your standard good Brooklyn pizza right here. If you are a fat bitch that calls food ‘boring’ then ya might want to skip this one there Lard Ass. Because it’s a very boring slice. It’s a big slice, but not heavy. Sauce was eh, tell the luchadors to go easy on the oregano. If this is your neighborhood pizzeria, you’d be happy with it. But this right here is a pie that makes you appreciate the greats. That’s for sure. This is the type of pizza that some dirty old man brings to a schoolyard and hands the slices out to the kids and pleads with them to pet his dog.