La Famiglia Sorrento

Eye test- positive, hopefully not a trick to excite me Ratio- dough too thick, reminds me of Northeast Philly New England style pizza Execution- ok, I guess Cheese- can’t find any redeeming value Sauce- seems watered down, it tastes like nothing Dough- bread bomb, too thick, tastes like air, or possibly air from the factories off of 95 in North Philly Overall- brutally generic Congruency of pic with taste- Baffling, I was hoodwinked Thanks to the wifey for bringing home but next time I pass by this place I’ll find a Wawa or 7-eleven and get a protein bar. Or a bottle of water. Michael Jackson once said, “Not everything people say is true.” The community score is a good example for this joint. Very, very average.