Today, I went with the single serve 8” cheese pizza.
The best thing about LaRosa’s pizza is the sweetened sauce. The crust and undercarriage is way too doughy and chewy to give this a strong score, however
The end result is comparable to a microwaved frozen pizza. No crisp. No charred undercarriage. Just a bland, chewy dough ball with great sauce and melted cheese on top.
> 9.0 = Travel out of state or 4+ hours for the pizza. This is World-Class Pizza!
> 8.0 = Travel 1 to 3 hours for the pizza. This is Local Legend Pizza
> 7.0 = Local pizza that is a go-to. Very good pizza.
> 6.0 = If you’re already there then you go for it. It’s not a bad pie but you’re not going out of your way for it.
< 5.9 = Worsening levels of MEH. Gas station heat lamp to school lunch lady pizza. You’ll feel the dead weight in you. Hard pass (pun intended).
Atmosphere and service adds/drops up to .5 points:
Add 0.0 for polite service
Add 0.1 for good service
Add 0.2 for great service
Add 0.3 for phenomenal service
Add 0.4 for legendary service
Add 0.5 for epic service that can only be done here
Subtract 0.1 to 0.5 for meh, distracted, bad, awful, and find another job, respectively.
