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griggs.
Holy grease lightning! Whoever gave this pizza a good rating should be put on trial. I ordered it based on the two glowing reviews on the One Bite app—clearly written by either the owner’s mom or someone with severely damaged taste buds.
This pizza is technically edible, in the same way gasoline is technically flammable. I took one bite and immediately regretted every decision that led me here. It’s so greasy, I could’ve wrung out the crust and changed the oil in my car.
And let me tell you—Taco Bell might finally have a worthy rival in the gastrointestinal demolition derby. Eat at your own risk… or if you’re doing a cleanse and need to hit rock bottom first.
