Pizza Review
This shit was so terrible. I took one bite based on other reviews, and immediately let the rest of the pizza go to my roommates. They also all took one bite, and the entire large pizza has expired. Crust rating: ZERO. Cheese rating: ZERO. Sauce rating: WHAT SAUCE? ZERO. Grease rating: who cares, this is gross. Every frozen pizza I have ever had is better than this. Only saving grace is the wings aren’t a complete waste, but they also are a 3.0. Pizza is a 0.0. But out of grace, you get a very generous 1.0.