Pizza Review
I can see why everyone loves this neighborhood bar, but if we’re just rating the pizza here, some of these wildly high scores are baffling. I love a good bar pie but this is unlike any bar pie I’ve ever had, particularly pertaining to the dough. The pie is small in size & relatively thin, mainly because the dough is somewhere between a matzah & saltine cracker. The sauce isn’t really a pizza sauce as it’s more of a bunch of crushed red tomatoes. The cheese is a thicker mozzarella, creamy-ish, but nothing special. This is the type of pie you’d get if you surprised your Italian grandmother at 2am and asked her to make a pizza out of matzah crackers, a can of crushed tomatoes and a brick of Polly-O mozzarella. The crust even crumbles like one of those Nature Valley bars. While my expectations might have been a little high, this disappointed in a way I never could have imagined.