Lino's Trattoria and Pizzeria

In the words of famed Yiddish philosopher and pizza reviewer Moshe Goldstein, “Oy Vey.” The limited reviews are decent. This is not good, unless you’ve spent your entire life in Santa Fe and this is your fourth ever pizza place you’re trying. Dough- tasteless and crunchless even at dough end of pizza. Cheese and sauce- taste utterly boring. It tastes like any pizza. Pizza should grab you and say, “I know I’m on a diet, but who cares, this is amazing.” This pizza says, “Thank you for buying me, dumbass.” Perfect for Redsox fans, who have the brains of a cockroach.