They should change the name of this place to “Geyser Pizza” cause this is one big gushing oil slick pooled on top of the cheese that cascades down each slice with every bite. The cheese is so lubed up from the grease that it slides off the dough like Pizza the Hutt’s face in Spaceballs. Aside from being oily, the cheese is generic and a little funky tasting, like borderline sour. The sauce is just too greased up to get a grasp on the flavor. The dough & crust are both thickish, basic & soft with zero crisp. If you sop up the majority of grease with a paper towel, it kind of tastes like actual pizza and isn’t as bad. But the oil dominates this massively mediocre pie.
